The 'How Cheap Can You Get' Quiz – for FREE!!

Please take this quiz and be as honest as you possibly can and think of all the freaks in your life that some of the stuff applies to!! (Special thanks to G - my partner in crime!)

1. You’re half an hour late for a meeting with pals, you:

a) Take the quickest route to get there, money doesn’t matter.
b) Take a quicker route than the one you would normally take.
c) Take the slowest possible bus: it doesn’t cost a thing and your pals will wait anyway because you’ll conveniently lie to them about how you got entangled in your grandmother’s quilt before getting out of bed.

2. You’re throwing a party and you want to make sure people remember it, you:

a) Get a professional to do the décor.
b) Take a quick course in party décor to brighten up the place.
c) Call up your artist friend and expect them to spend a whole lot to do up your place for free.

3. In return, for your friend's birthday, you:

a) Arrive early to help him/her prepare.
b) Arrive on time and give your friend company while he/she prepares c) Pretend you have other pressing family matters to attend to and make yourself the guest of honor by showing up last and leaving first.

4. The gift you get your friend is:

a) Something he/she would like and would use.
b) Something that you think he/she would like and use.
c) A hideous piece of clothing even your mother wouldn’t wear, but that was on sale three seconds before the party started.

5. For your annual year-end ball attire, you pick:

a) Something unique, tasteful and classy.
b) Something slutty, to remind yourself that you do have your assets in place.
c) An outfit that sports your biggest asset only, even if you end up like a tennis player playing the wrong sport!!

6. You're out with your guy's friends and you really want them to like you, so you:

a) Plan the outing and take care of the food. b) Sponsor the booze, why not spend on your man and his best mates! c) Simply show as much skin as possible so that they don't miss out on noticing you, after all it's free and takes less effort.

7. When strange guys/girls shower you with gifts (even though you have no intention of going out with them), you:
a) Kindly decline the gifts, you’d rather set the record straight.
b) Keep the tiny earrings, but return the silver and gold.
c) Take it all – do people ever return gifts?!??!

8. For your wedding gown/ suit, you:
a) Splurge on your wedding attire: you gotta look like the bride/ groom.
b) Pay as much as your budget allows, okay maybe a little less!
c) Turn up the charm and sponge off an expensive designer dress for free!

Ok, so here’s the deal…

Mostly a’s – you’re my kinda person! Stick around!
Mostly b’s – there are some of you out there, but don’t worry, I won’t disown you if I know you! Mostly c’s – stay the hell away from me and my friends. You know who you are!